As I count my gifts

It is that time of the year when you are shopping a lot for the sake of holiday cheer and for the sake of pure pleasure of self indulgence. It is that time of the year when you are planning little outings in the warm and cool weather of Calcutta to celebrate togetherness. Christmas is out there in the streets. The lights, the circus, the picnics, the drunken evenings. In this part of the world, Christmas is nearer to the hearth. It is about holiday cheer and hot wines. But more importantly, it is about the celebrations at home.

I couldn't come to terms with it for a fair eight years. And then I went out and brought a Christmas tree. That was last year. And the young man was a year younger and hence more volatile. The Christmas tree had to be kept beyond his reach, much like the way you celebrate Christmas if you have a pet dog. This year, even before the Christmas tree was in the scene, the demand list had been made! The fact that they are talking about Christmas in their kinderkrippe(pre school) was evident. So, we three went to get our Christmas tree yesterday. And we made a card for Santa which would subsequently include the demand list.

And then, yesterday, I came across this video of Israeli soldiers taking Palestinian children and detaining them. The image of Fawzi al-Junaidi being taken by 20 heavily armed Israeli soldiers seems now multiplied beyond counts. The fate of many children crossing the seas while fleeing from war torn zones had taken the media by storm a year or two earlier. I look at my little man singing "Wheels on the bus" and being drawn in to the world of planets, stars and black holes, and a sigh escapes.

What gift am I getting some dear ones asked. I should have said I have my blessings and am counting them.

down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
stand little men and women aglow
I look at them and I try to find
a little man still not in the grind

down by the bay, where watermelons grow
stands the little man with a heart to sow
I look at him and in washed down eyes
I hope he can run, i hope he can fly

down by the bay, where watermelons grow
there are no little man or woman aglow
I look at them and in blood red flight
I see their wings burnt tonight

down by the bay, where the watermelons grow
 I thank my stars above the clouds and still aglow
I look at my field, lush green and wide
I know it is safe on this side
of the world 
that tears itself apart
I count the blessings that light up my hearth.

Merry Christmas and happy holidays friends!

A B C D E

The little man is busy learning. Learning how to mimic mamma or baba, learning how to engage in a conversation with the limited ammunition of English words, learning how to sound the difficult consonant sounds of Bengali and, amongst others, learning his ABCs. A for.., B for... continue to echo through his busy mind. With him, Mamma is also learning her ABCs at another level.

Mamma's ABC s are that of Rational Emotive Behaviour Therapy or REBT. Besides the Freudian therapy that helps in digging into one's subconscious and the unconscious, REBT is an opportunity to find a pattern in the chaos of the mind's life.

Let me put forth the ABCs with an anecdote.

Several months ago, i was travelling back home from a friend's place with my mom and my little man. Suddenly, the car broke down in the middle of traffic. What followed was a chaos. Finding a fitting mechanic in the late evening hours in the city appeared to be a difficult task. In the mean time, the mind was wandering and found the self to be the cause of the problem at hand. The heart felt that it must be the negativity of the self that has caused the incident of the car trouble. Let's say that this is the activating event A.

If i look at it now, i would find B, the irrational belief that the self is the cause of the car trouble and that the self is not good enough at anything. The car broke down due to some mechanical problem, and not because of the negativity settled in the self. The incident does not reflect upon the goodness of the self either.

As a result of the activating event, A, what happened that night was that the self reached a breaking down point. There was guilt and tremendous sadness. This consequence is, say, C.

The questioning of the irrational belief, B, is, say, D. How do i question B? i put forth some rational questions- Can a car possibly break down because of a feeling? Does the car bear a living heart that can be affected hence? What proves the lack of worth of the self?

What emerges from the process of A-B-C-D is what we call E, the new experience or the new philosophy. In this particular case, it is
     1. the realisation that the car is a mechanical entity and can be subject to mechanical failures.
     2. the negativity in the self has no such supernatural powers as to affect the functioning of a car.
     3. the worth of the self can't be measured by the functioning of a car, or a lack thereof.


So, that's mamma's A-B-C-D-E.

It is  a theoretical exercise undoubtedly. The number of times i can do it when am in the moment of the activating event, is still insignificant. But what i try to remember more is that it is an exercise that can be mastered with practice.

My little man struggles with his M and N , while i struggle with my Mind.  We both are at the learning phase of bricks of growth.

Image from Strictly stress management and Counselling Tutor

Of potty and pee breaks

Two and up is the ripe old age of learning the bio mechanisms of the little body, studies and surveys suggest. And mothers believe them as they do believe that the sun is standing still at the centre of the solar system. Trials and tribulations, accidents outside the pot and absolute defiance make the potpourri of lives of moms and their toddlers at this stage. In this part of the world, none of it matters.

While there are semi outrages against the diaper, there is an ambivalence of acceptance of facts and figuratives. The cold Austrian winter is not the time to attempt potty and pee training. This mom is neither a freak nor a supermom to try it either. This post is thus not about the little man's trying times, it is about the mother's.

Once you have a baby, notorious stories about moms skipping showers for days, till before she screams for help abounds. Forget showers, i say. What about pee-breaks and potty-breaks? This little man would invariably wake up the moment the mom used to step out of the bed for a pee-break. After a couple of days, the crying would become a natural alarm for the grandparents on the above floor.

Things got only minuscule better as the days advanced. The little man began to crawl, then toddle and finally walk to the closed bathroom door and wail inconsolably, even when the father was present right beside him. The mom often had an ominous feeling of imminent child protection unit knocking at the door. Bless the poop it never happened.

That brings us to the unholy aspect of what i call the privilege of potty. The wailing was no different in this case. The difficulty was the fact of time that it needed. There is no elegant way of saying this but that, the peace of potty as essayed by Gopal bhanr* in his stories, is lost once you become a mother.

The realisation that the bodily mechanisms of a mother have to be moulded to the rhythms of the baby's life, comes with much practice and a sense of nirvana.Training your body to answer to nature's call only if  it suits the baby's schedule is a monumental achievement for which knighthood may as well be bestowed.

Next time some dork passes you a wretched line, answer back,  "How long can you hold back your potty?" I believe your line will score an under the belt point unquestionably.

Oh, and by the way, the sun is not really static. It goes around the milky way galaxy every 230 million years.

*Gopal bhnar was asked by the King of Krishnanagar, that, how does he feel at the birth of the prince. Gopal replied gleefully that the joy he felt is like the one he feels once his bowels are clear. The King took offence at Gopal's choice of simile and was very angry. Shortly thereafter, one day the King and Gopal were travelling by boat when the King felt the nature's call. The boat was shored and the King could have his bowels cleared. Then, Gopal asked the King, how do you feel now? The King replied with satisfaction that he felt very happy. Gopal then brought up the topic of simile he used at the news of the prince's birth, and the King accepted the aptness of the simile.   

Of books and babies

When the little man was wee bit little than now, he had his first book. The books of small poems or chhora were read to him by his grandparents. But Bagher Golpo (The Tales of the Tiger) by Upendrakishore Ray Chowdhury was the first book that he 'read' when he could sit by himself.

Every night, before snuggling to sleep, it had become a ritual of sorts. Observing the pictures with the same care with which the pages were torn, he valued his reading time immensely. When he had more than one book to attend to, he would pick up his favourite from the bunch to begin the reading session. The Tales of the Tiger was followed by a beautiful book gifted by one of his paternal grandma's friend. It was a Bengali alphabet book with rhyming verses and the accompanying pictures were etchings done by none other than Satyajit Roy.

Due to the intense 'reading', none of the original books exist except in shreds. It took a lot of effort to get hold of the Bengali alphabet book's second copy. There possible was no great need of second copies of each of the two aforementioned books, since, many more books would follow in quick succession. But there was one need that was beyond the little man and his existence.

Those two books are elements of memory. Now, when i bring forth these books to read with the little man, he doesn't. i believe, remember his early reading times. What these two books are worth is the love for books that seems to show through him. He has his new favourite book - the 'baby book', he calls it. It is Smile baby smile. It has lived through the phase of reading by tearing pages. He knows the book by heart and actually reads along with either me or his dad.

The imagination in his heart hopefully grows with each book he 'reads'. When he would tear books at an early age, i didn't reprimand him. i read somewhere, tearing up pages is 'reading' too for very young kids. i didn't need to reprimand him to stop his habit of tearing pages. In broken sentences, he would try to communicate if and when such accident happened. Turning the torn page in his hand he would say, "Jah, chinre." (Oh, torn.)

What introduction of books to babies do, i am yet to witness in the forthcoming years. For starts, they learn early not to rip off pages from mom's favourite books lined up in the bookshelf. But what about scribbling? Well, that's another story for another day.